OMG Guess What Hats Do!!!

1. They hide bald-headed-ness!!
2. They provide your scalp safety from UV rays. yeah the same UV rays that got your little brother and was talkin trash about your mother!!
3. They can be great bowls for soups and cereals and things of that nature.
4. They keep murderer's faces in the shadows(GASP!)
5. They probably make pretty decent (or deece as the kids say now-a-days) hot tubs....if your head was the size of a bath tub i guess.
6. They make A MAZE ING Frisbees.
7. They can be the highlight of your day if complimented.
8. They're Diverse
9. They hide you from the outside world. #SHY #INTROVERT #RETICENT
10. They protect you from the truth CAUSE YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!!!!